Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Letter to my Fat

Dear Fat,
This is to inform you that your lease is coming to an end and that it is time for you to vacate the premises. We’ve had a long-term arrangement, you and I, even friendly at times, but all good things must come to an end, and it is now time for this working relationship to end.
You have brought neighborhood property values down, and have polluted the neighborhood for the last time! You are no longer wanted here and must leave.
Please pack up your bags and prepare to be evicted.
Sincerely Yours,

**Taken from Priorfatgirl.com

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